Headshot Debacle - Bobble Head vs. Winged Warrior

While updating my professional profiles in order to have
greater success getting the job of my dreams, I decided to try out the awesome new AI functions my favorite app, Photo Director, offers. The results were far from what I had hoped to receive.  

First of all, never ever, even in my wildest dreams, had I expected to see a version of myself represented as Bobble Head, but now I cannot unsee what that version of me looks like.  It has taken me decades to get over the fact that my nose is pretty enormous, but this new me as Ms. Bobblehead has given me a greater appreciation for my rather large nose.  

The surprise didn't stop there.  No, no, no...instead my next batch of AI produced style shots revealed my inner Winged Warrior, but in tweed for all the world to see.  Who knew that my style closely resembled that of winged upholstery?  

However, now that I have witnessed all the ways my wings can be represented, I feel that my next steps are to write my own fictional fantasy story, much like my favorite Maas characters in the Court of Thorns and Roses series, but to make sure that I feature in it as the newest heroine who also fancies tweed.

I am curious to know, who actually wears pinecones on their suit jackets; could this be the upcoming Christmas trend this year?  If so, it looks like my holiday card picture is sorted.

Those of you more familiar with using AI tools, might be thinking that the problem lies with the photo I submitted to the app, and you would be correct, at least partially.  Although it is true that the original photo had me posing in front of a very sparkly gemstone display in an attempt to appear more angelic during my recent birthday vacay trip. 

Even though I had used a background removal tool to get rid of the unnecessary appendages, but apparently my Photo Director AI recognized the other AI tool and utilized the original photo to create these lovely winged versions of myself.         

Yet, as my goal for this project was focused on helping me beef up my professional profiles on such platforms as LinkedIn and my candidate applications on international job agencies, the pinecones, the wings, and the overlarge head just won't do. 

I would love to see which version of myself you think will be most effective in securing me the most professional job suited to my unique talents - which unfortunately have more to do with educating others, though keeping them entertained is a large part of that in this highly distractable world.  Therefore, please take the
Ms. Bobble Head vs. Ms. Winged Warrior Poll.